314-eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

mum: are you ready to go

me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself

mum:

me:

mum:

me: I’M READY TO GO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O_{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^OOOOOOOOOOO

n1pslip:

hey where’d you get those clothes,

the toilet store?